This is a parody and satire website. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization, any political campaign or any government body.
The rules we stick to
- Quotes are real. Every quote on the site is something he actually said or posted, and links to a news report so you can check it. We never put made-up words in his mouth.
- Jokes are labelled. Anything under “Toddler translation” is our own commentary and opinion, not a quote and not a claim of fact.
- The adverts are fake. Every brand and product in the adverts and in Toddler Mart is invented. Nothing is for sale and no money changes hands.
- Videos stay where they are. We link to clips on YouTube rather than copying them.
- No fake news. We don’t invent stories about real people and present them as true.
Spotted a mistake?
If a quote or date is wrong, we’ll fix it. Corrections are welcome.
The official websites
See them for yourself: whitehouse.gov, trump.com and donaldjtrump.com.